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                                              Monday 30th June 2003
Where do I start today,  The rugby World Cup-Under 21's has come and gone, judging by the catastrophe
that happened yesterday its a bloody good job.......The day never started well, the scoreboard would not work,
we found that out just 15 minutes before the match, just after I had spent an hour putting the teams in,
It had been turned off in the stewards room................Then came the worse bit, I had been told to play the National Anthems in order, South Africa first, followed by Argentina, even said it on the paper in front of me,
So, when the Anthems start up, the bloke on the radio shouts "No Argentina First-Stop!!!!",
So I stop that quick and play the Argentina one, that goes on for 3 minutes and 31 seconds, they want the whole  anthem played, ok, nothing else could go wrong, the organization from the RFU was a total Joke and they knew it themselves, the end of the 3rd-4th Playoff comes to an end, So I type into the scoreboard the teams for the Final game at 4.15pm, plenty of time, only 2 and a Quarter hours to kick off, Yeah right, I type in all the teams with Australia first and then New Zealand as stated on the sheet, then the RFU bloke Tim comes in and says that I have definitely got them in the right order, so don't worry................The teams had been running on the scoreboard for 30 minutes up until the time of the final, He then walks in and says, Change of plan, they want New Zealand to be the home team now and their Anthem to be played before the Aussie's anthem, now I was banging my head against the wall, No one knew what they were doing, but we just managed to get past the final with no hiccups, The game was finally over, New Zealand beating the Aussie's 21-10, though the bloke on the tannoy had announced that the score was 19-10 near the end, which suddenly made me panic thinking I had the score wrong.......Luckily I was right-He was wrong........After shutting down the Music system, the computer and everything else in the PA box, all I needed now was a nice cold drink to relax after a stressful day.
So down we go, we get to the 1st floor where the Headington Bar( Formerly Red Bar) is gasping for a drink, only to have a jobsworth steward tell me that my pass does not allow me into the bar for a drink, I am only allowed into the ground and the press area, So I chat with the other stewards who I know on the door, they were going to let me in, only this mini hitler was adamant that we were going nowhere, but home, You know me, I was out the door, not before telling him where he could stick his drink, So we went off to the Hotel Bar for one drink, where you had to poor your own, but atleast you got one.
Not the best Advert for a day out at the Kassam stadium, that was for staff too,
but the Rugby was fantastic, but it was a shame the balls were out of shape.


Funny picture of the day

Ex United players are finding their feet at new clubs, Stuart Massey has signed for Chipstead,
Phil Gray has signed as Player Assistant Coach at Maidenhead, Where John Dreyer is the Manager, also Kelvin Mackintosh to whom I was with at the North Leigh boys awards with on Saturday, has signed for Maidenhead,
He will play alongside Andrew Rose, Another Ex U's player, who we saw play there when our game with Carlisle was called off very late.





                                             Sunday 29th June 2003
Jamie Brooks was Special Guest at the North Leigh Boys Under 14's awards last night, Jamie was looking very well, I spoke was chatting to him most of the evening, Mostly he expressed how much pulling on a U's shirt again will mean to him, " I just Can't wait he said, But I am not going to rush it, even though I would play tomorrow given half the chance". Jamie was joined at the awards by Ex U's lad Kelvin McKintosh, We had a good laugh winding Jamie up, He was shocked that nearly all the Boys picking up awards from him were taller than him,
" Look at the size of em all", he chuckled.
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Ex Youth Player Kelvin   Jamie and Boys Manager Phil Horne
 


                                             Friday 27th June 2003
So We might be playing our midweek games this coming season on a Wednesday night, So that we might just be able to shake the Hoodoo off and get back to winning ways at home

Last nights fans forum at the Kassam Stadium was a success, a huge turnout from the fans was great, there was standing room only at the back when the evening kicked off with Firoz Kassam walking in wearing a New Oxford United Shirt, the first comments were" I hope you paid for that shirt".
The best moment of the evening was when one fan started to say his question and said" The other night I was sat on the toilet when my wife came in and said that Oxford had signed Rawle", well he nearly shit himself literally as He thought we had signed the Real Madrid star Raul, only to find out he was Rawle from Southend.

Firoz Kassam took time to pose for me in his new shirt, So here goes your advert Mr Kassam..
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Mr K in the new shirt                 Mr K and Beau                        Fans at the Forum

The evening was marred last night when I had a message come through to say that Marc Vivien Foe had collapsed and Died on the pitch whilst playing for Cameroon in their Confederation Cup match against Columbia, He was just 28 years old and will be a sad loss to Football, The former Manchester City and West Ham star went to the ground during the match, the game carried on without the crowd even knowing that he had died,
Foe was reported to be signing for City again this season.
More later.


                                             Thursday 26th June 2003
Tonight is the big fans forum with Firoz Kassam and Ian Atkins at the Quadrangle, this event starts at 7pm,
Get there early as a huge turnout is expected for the eagerly awaited questions and answers session.

Went to the Rugby at the Kassam Stadium last night, the pitch has not long been completed and had 2 games of
Rugby on it yesterday, Now it looks awful, top it off with 2 more games on Sunday and it will need some pretty
damn good looking after.
The Rugby last night was played at a fair pace and was deservedly won by Australia, they beat Argentina 48-25,
These players were under 21's, God knows what they feed them, they were all huge
(Well that's what Michelle said anyway), 1046 supporters turned out, the stadium was so empty I nearly went through the crowd changes at half time on the scoreboard, lets hope they have more there for the games on Sunday , they start at 12.15pm (Australia vs New Zealand Final) and 4.30pm (South Africa vs Argentina 3rd-4th playoff), tickets are available so go along for the day and help boost the coffers of the club.

All the new developments are shooting up at the West Side of the stadium, The Bowling Alley and the huge Leisure/Club shop building is taking shape, So to is the new Carpark that is situated behind the latter building.
Roll on December 2003 when it all opens.


                                            Wednesday 25th June 2003
In an amazing turn around, Steve Basham was at the Club yesterday to discuss signing a new deal for him to stay
at Oxford, ending all the speculation that he was going to Wycombe Wanderers.
So we have yet another striker, But Midfielder Dave Savage will finally Sign for Bristol Rovers within a Week,
after weeks of deciding which of the 72 Football league clubs he would play for, he has chosen the gas.


                                            Tuesday 24th June 2003
United We Stand is proud to add a new sponsor to this site,
B-Line Business Centre Ltd Complete Office Solutions   who sponsor OUFC
and are based Near Bletchingdon in Oxfordshire.
Phil and Ness Beesley are regular visitors to this site and I would like to welcome them and all at B-line
 aboard United We Stand, Here's to a long and happy friendship......many great times ahead in the newly
named Headington Bar and to a great season ahead, We are all looking forward to the new season.

Just 2 days to go until the big meeting at the Kassam Stadium with Uncle Firoz and Ian Atkins:-)
My First Question for the manager, Who is going to be his number 2( Officially his Number 2), We don't want no stand in No2 or someone working for free all season, we need this position confirmed,
We had so many understudies last season that the fans lost track of who was actually running the day to day training of the players, one week they would be trained by Fordy, Then Oldfield, then Broadhurst, then whoever
felt like it......Lets get this position sorted.....Please.

                                           Monday 23rd June 2003
Off the beaten track a bit, Today Luton Town should be announcing their new manager, The Favourite for the Job
is Ex Cheltenham boss, Steve Cotterill, Well he has only ever managed clubs that play in Red and White, So it will
be a change of Colour/Scene for him, Fat Joe is on is hols and unable to be contacted,  Perhaps he got caught up in
a local Bull fight in spain and they mistook him for a bull, That means there will be enough burgers to go round for
the locals now, Though Mike Newell is a late contender......(Was given the Job this afternoon, Good or what.....)


                                           Sunday 22nd June 2003
Happy Birthday today to my sister in law Julia, hope you have a great day today..Love from all the family............

There will be a new page on this site come the start of the season, a page on Travel, Pubs and getting a decent
Portion (of Chips!!!!) at all away games this season.....If anyone would like to write for the Guide,
Mail this site and we will have a chat..!

Powelly going to Reading( I mean FC not Classes:-) )....Anyone else heard this ?............Get in touch...



                                          Saturday 21st June 2003
It is looking increasingly likely that Steve Basham will sign for Wycombe after the Double signing of Strikers at Oxford
in the last 10 days, He has refused to except a pay cut at the club, Opting for a move down the road to keep up to the way
of living that he is accustomed to, as said earlier this week, He won't be missed though with the fire power that we have at the club now, With Julian Alsop, Mark Rawle, Jamie Brooks, Lee Steele, Manny Omoyinmi, Jefferson Louis and leading scorer
Andy Scott, we will be a force to be reckoned with, Fitness permitting, the prospects look good.

The Squad page has been updated this morning, squad numbers will be released and updated around the end of July.




                                          Thursday 19th June 2003
Oxford today signed 24 year old Mark Rawle from Southend, Rawle who is a striker scored 12 goals for the
Shrimps last season and was in discussions to sign a new deal at Roots Hall, but opted to sign for the Real U's
instead, he comes on the day that the Fixtures for Next season were released, Oxford start off with a difficult away trip
to Lincoln City (Aug 9th), Lincoln as we all know piped us to the last play off spot, so revenge will be on the cards
from the off, The U's then have a home match a week later against Hull City, before going on their travels again a week
later to Scunthorpe, 2 games in Lincolnshire inside the first 3 weeks of the season.
The New Fixture Page is updated on this site, with all the Pre-Season and Full Division 3 Fixtures.

                                          Wednesday 18th June 2003
So the Dave Savage saga goes on, he still hasn't signed for the U's, he has just turned down the O's and looks
increasingly likely that he will sign for the Gas, He reportedly told Orient that he had all but signed for another club,
that was the reason for turning them down, Oxford are not that club, so Rovers are Favourite.

Simon King looks like leaving the club rather than Matt Bound, he is just trying to find another club in the league or
Conference that will take him on trial during the Pre-season, Another Player that is looking increasingly like not being an Oxford player is Steve Basham, He has not even got back to the club about his new deal,  well more fool him,
but I have heard he has got accustomed to a certain way of life and the pay reduction would not suit him one bit......

Just a week now before I will be back up the Kassam stadium for the Semi Final of the U'21's Rugby World Cup,
Dazzling them with my skills on the scoreboard, well trying to get the scores right any how..

Sorry to those that have been waiting for Logo's for their phones, My lead has busted and usual service will resume very shortly.


                                          Tuesday 17th June 2003
So the Official website at www.oufc.co.uk was in the top 4 sites in Division 3 last season,
Chris Williams wrote in his "Sort of Speech" I Suppose I had better do what they always do at award time
and thank other people, Darrell Fisher has traveled all over the country taking slightly out of focus pictures of the
back of players heads and Steve Daniels has been doing the same at Home games, so i would like to thank them for
braving the elements and the abuse from the crowds.


Chris Williams dropped a Pun when interviewing Derek Townsley last week, when they spoke about Townsley's
job before becoming a Pro Footballer at the late age of 26, he asked what he did before, he Replied,
" I was a Postman, So I am used to getting up at 5 am  in the morning during the winter,"
To which Chris ended the interview by saying" Well I hope you can deliver at Oxford"!!!!
Comments on a postcard to OUFC:-)

                                          Friday 13th June 2003
As that famous song went.......What a difference a day makes........yesterday morning there was no signings,
24 hours later we have two new faces at the club, Derek Townsley has been followed to the club by Big Striker
Julian Alsop from Cheltenham, Alsop will be a force to be reckoned with next season, especially with the likes of Jamie Brooks and Lee Steele Feeding off of him, Can't wait, with Jamie Brooks now training 5 days a week and  Steele on light training, the season ahead now can't come quick enough.

Dave Savage today turned down an approach by Southend United, as said before he has been in talks with Bristol Rovers,
But has not been convinced to sign.



So yesterday we made our first signing for the new season, Derek Townsley from Hibernian, as reported earlier in the week,
He signs on a 2 year deal and will probably be the tallest Midfielder the club has ever had.
Oxford are also having talks with 2 strikers, Julian Alsop from Cheltenham and Leo Fortune-West from Cardiff City,
Both have scored goals for fun at all their other clubs,  Ian Atkins will surely have the best strike force in the division if he signs the pair of them, with Jamie Brooks back and Lee Steele also fit, plus Andy Scott signing for another year(+).
Lots of goals look immanent.

Player of the year Dave Savage has been in talks with Bristol Rovers, that was denied earlier in the week, now he has spoken to them, but is not likely to sign for them, so that means he will probably be a Rovers player soon then.

Matt Bound or Simon King could be leaving the club next, to allow Atkins to bring in fresh blood.

Oxford's Reserve team will be playing in a Western League, Called the Pontins League, it will consist of teams from the west of England and Wales, I E..All the Scums.....

                                          Tuesday 10th June 2003
So we look like completing our first New signing for the 2003-2004 season soon,
The Target is Derek Townsley, the 30 year old was released by Scottish Premiership side Hibernian at the end of
the season, The 6'5" Midfielder can also play as a sweeper, judging by his size I am not surprised.
Townsley, Born in Carlisle, has played for a number of Scottish clubs whilst he has been over the border,
Queen of the South, Motherwell and Hibs, He was being chased by Aberdeen and Falkirk, before the U's stepped
in !!, He has spent over 4 years up North and wants to return south, He wants a 2 year deal at the club, hopefully we
will see him sign this week and then Atkins can move on to the other quests...

Paul McCarthy is also rumoured to be coming back to the club full time, the defender was at the Kassam Stadium towards
the end of last season, on loan from neighbouring wycscum.

Another of Ian Atkins targets is much traveled striker, Leo Fortune West, the 32 year old was released by Cardiff at the
end of the season and is now looking for another club, Luton have turned him down, So Atkins may now make a move.

One play that Oxford should go for is Robbie Mustoe, He has always stated that he would love to end his career where
it all began, Robbie would be a great crowd puller and his experience in the middle would certainly boost our chances
of going up this coming season.










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